March 20, 2008

Dumb Quote Of The Day

CNN Anchor (to weatherman): "Where should people worry about flooding today?"

CNN Weatherman: "Anywhere downhill from where it's raining."

Geese In Flight

Finally managed to get a picture of Canadian Geese in flight. I have problems with flight pictures because camera takes to long to focus especially in the gray weather we have today. It's getting ready to snow again.

Charlie's Back

When I walked out in the garage the other day, there set Charlie waiting for a peanut. It was good to see him again.

As I was giving him his peanut, I heard a little sound over by the truck tire. Charlie had brought his girlfiend with him. Or maybe Charlene had brought her boyfriend. Whatever....

They ate their peanuts and run around the corner of the house. Managed to get another picture of them. Aren't they a cute couple?

Differences of Men and Women (Part 1)

1. NAMES

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.

6. CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.